Breaking news-

An observant reader pointed out an error on my part. After careful recalculation, I'm going to admit a mistake was made and that, though he is a terrible dresser, Toby Keith is not the worst.

This guy is. Troy Gentry.

And his terrible outfits are made so much worse by the fact that his partner, Eddie Montgomery (together, they are Montgomery Gentry) is a pretty snazzy dresser. They are the perfect example of "wear this, not that."

Edited to add: (I really need to stop looking at this dude). According to Wikipedia this guy is about 45 years old. Can someone call his people and get him scheduled for an age appropriateness lecture, STAT!