Monday, October 17, 2011

Mondays make me cross.

Presenting, available from CowgirlKim, some acid wash/crystal yoga pants/top.


First, I'll let their words do the screaming:



MY LAST TRIP TO MARKET I WAS DETERMINED TO FIND SOMETHING MY CLIENTS COULD WEAR EVERY DAY BUT STILL STAND OUT IN THE HERD!  AND THEN MY EYES CAUGHT THESE EDGY FOLD OVER YOGA PANTS AND MINERAL DYED TOPS!  THEY LOOKED SO COMFORTABLE BUT STILL HAD THE EDGY BLING THAT'S COWGIRL KIM!  SO HERE THEY ARE LADIES!  EACH ITEM IS SOLD SEPARATELY SO YOU CAN MIX AND MATCH AND PICK THE SIZE THAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU!
BLINGY BIKER CROSS TEE!  $89
You can go work out in these, then head out for your day without having to change! Check out t shirts to compliment this look in another listing!

I haven't done a ton of Yoga, but I've done enough to be confident that having ten pounds of bling on your outfit while doing so wouldn't be very comfortable. This outfit would suck for yoga. 

It's also a tragic thing to suggest that people wear this outfit every day. This outfit might be appropriate for running to Walmart to pick up a new can of Axe deodorant for your man but it would be inappropriate to wear it most other places. I guess if you were going to a county fair in 2004, looking to pick up some hot carnies, it might be a good pick for that too.

Obviously, there's nothing western, nothing cowgirl, about this garbage. Add in its $90 a piece price tag and you have a near perfect picture of douchebaggery. And if you need just a little bit more, of course CowgirlKim has you covered with tons of other items to make you cross.




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