Wear this, not that.

Awhile ago we dubbed Troy Gentry the worst dressed guy in "country" music. Today we're following that up with a photo I found when digging for that post. If you recall, his buddy Eddie Montgomery is a sharp dressed man, so today's wear this, not that, is the two of them together.

We have Eddie rocking what's gotta be a Manuel coat. And Troy wearing... god only knows. It's freakin' hideous though! The 70's lapeled shirt under a crushed velvet jacket could work under some circumstances (like at a costume party), but when paired with the string necklace that looks so tight that a properly placed flick to this guys forehead could send his head flying off, along with whatever huge pendant is hanging from it- it sends the whole thing straight to superdoucheville. And that haircut is just atrocious. Please folks, take your pop country fashion cues from the man on the left. 

Wear this, not that- George Jones edition.

The Possum played New Orleans this month, and (of course) we went and (of course) we dressed up for it. These are custom jackets made by yours truly. You can get you something similar through Ellie Monster.

Followed by the 'not that': She gets a pass because the show was on a Sunday, it's football season, and this is New Orleans- black and gold fluer de lis shirts are to be expected. But the guy? Dang him for making me look at that garbage all night.