Saturday Shootout

Which is western? Answer after the jump.

Stuck on PFI

PFI has become my go-to site when I'm looking for fodder for this blog. I've found some garbage on most  retailers websites, but PFI is setting the super high standard for douchy "western" wear. They carry affliction, that should say enough, but I can't stop looking at this trainwreck.

I wanted to take a look at some of their products that are ugly. Just plain ol' ugly. I'm not even going to fuss about the merits of each item, it doesn't matter today if it is or isn't western as long as it's ugly.

Also, I think one of their buyers might have a drinking problem. That could explain a lot, right?

Wear this, not that.

A couple Ariat purses today, available from good ol' PFI.

This first bag isn't super exciting, but those buckles add a little bit of western flair and if you're a practical lady this would be a good bag for you.

This one? Also Ariat. Reads universally as a diaper bag. Should not be used as a purse. 

Mondays make me cross.

Isn't this kinda disrespectful to Jesus? And, of course, that barbed wire trim is just plain tacky. Made by Montana Silversmiths, available through PFI Western.

Made by Ariat (oh, Ariat, sob), also at PFI Western.

Wrangler @ PFI.

Wrangler again.

I hate...

I hate "Git R Done." I discovered today that I also hate "Git R Done" merch.

By Montana Silversmiths, available at PFI Western.

Montana Silversmiths again, from Cavenders.

No. Don't.

Stop, please.

I'm done. I can't look at this crap any more.

Saturday Shootout

Which is western? Answer after the jump.

Tuesday Reality check

Just a pair of boots for you today. These are very modern, but not superduper douchey. They have trendy elements (studs, distressed finish, swirls, etc.) but those elements were combined in a manner that kept classic styling in mind and the result is a trendy boot that doesn't look like total garbage.

Made by Corral, available through PFI Western.

Saturday Shootout

Denim day. Which is "western"? Answer after the jump.

Wear this, not that.

Looking at some girls shirts today.

Here's a cute little floral/horseshoe print girls shirt from Cruel Girl. It's got some glitter screen printing but isn't tacky or ugly. It's available from Tack Room Inc.

And compared to this thing from PFI Western, it looks downright presidential. Or vogue-worthy. Or something. Folks, don't let your little girls wear things like this (and again, there is no reason at all for this to be sold as a 'Kids western shirt')